I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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