My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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