I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
