you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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