your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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