was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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