how can u be prego again
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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