About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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