Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she woke up with a sticky ear
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think people are normalizing furries
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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