In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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