omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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