I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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