2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
