Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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