i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
