We're facebook friends in real life
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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