White coat. Heels.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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