When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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