two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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