Dual....:-)
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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