problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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