i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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