You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just want nice things and good sex
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
