Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i've created a new STD.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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