I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Come on in and take your pants off
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