If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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