brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize