Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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