Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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