Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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