We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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