Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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