HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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