I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
