Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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