he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
