How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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