only you would photoshop your dick
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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