is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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