Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ambien. No doubt about it.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Drake has all the answers
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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