i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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