I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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