am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Barsexuality is the new black.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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