Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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