Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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