do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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