Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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