Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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