why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's official drugs can't kill me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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