Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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