P.S. I can't hear my feet
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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