Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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