So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Damn victory sex feels great
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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