I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
